Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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