Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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