How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize