we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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