it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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