oh god the rape fog is back!
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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