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watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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