My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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