A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The adults are the big ones right?
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