The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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