i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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