yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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