Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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