Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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