We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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