You made me cry and you don't even care
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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