We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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