Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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