Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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