I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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