I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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