There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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