Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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