They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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