we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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