Life is so much better after having sex.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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