She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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