why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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