ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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