oh god the rape fog is back!
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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