Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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