well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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