nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I think I sprained my soul last night
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We're too hungover to prance.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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