i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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