if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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