So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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