Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just pee around me
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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