I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
two words...techno handjob
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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