god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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