I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My balls are so social today.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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