i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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