btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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