just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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