4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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