My brain says no but my pants say off.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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