You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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