But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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