Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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