We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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