Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
is wine microwaveable?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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